Okay. This might be the one thing that tears Prince Harry and I too pieces. I love Spiderman with all my heart and I think Batman is kind of a douche. THERE! I SAID IT!

Spiderman is way cooler and smarter and ore badass than Batman. Batman can’t fly around the city, fight lizards, be smart and love science, date girls and he definitely can’t shoot white stuff out of his wrists. And he probably can’t shoot it out of anywhere else because I hear that suit that he wear is binding and not good for his crotch.

Totally unlike my breathable spandex suit

Also, Batman doesn’t jump on the bad guys and yell CROTCH!

Don’t even tell me that didn’t happen in the movie— it did!

Anyway, what is the point of this? Oh riiiiiight. Prince Harry is trying to get my attention by going to The Dark Knight Rises premiere… and it worked.

Prince Hot Ginge isn’t smiling in any of these pictures so let’s assume he thought the movie sucks and rather watch Spiderman.

-Rocco