Justin Bieber Gets Free Gas Because He’s A Native American From Canada? What?
Posted July 23, 2012on:
Okay. So we all know Justin Bieber is Canadian, but did you know he gets free gas because he’s like an Eskimo or something.
If anyone is from Canada, please tell me the truth, I don’t trust Justin Bieber on this one.
During his recent interview with Rolling Stone, Biebs just came out of the closet as an Eskimo and then he says it helps him get free shit even though he’s the richest Canadian in all of Canada.
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas, ” Bieber said
First off, Inuit?? Isn’t that a Native American (brand? tribe? what do you call it?) in America? Second, isn’t that the tribe that Jacob Black from Twilight is a part of? YES!
JUSTIN BIEBR IS A WEREWOLF AND THAT’S WHY HE GETS FREE GAS!
You are all welcome for this.