I know– its shocking that I missed the Teen Choice Awards last night, but I went to go and try to understand what Bane was saying. (I have no idea what the plot of The Dark Knight Rises was about).

Anyway, Biebs started the night off looking like an Army reject.

It might be the white pants.

But the real important outfit choice was the Tin Man looking outfit during his performance.

Those are some shiny pants. And I’m pretty sure he did the robot at one point.

I’m not gonna lie… “As Long As You Love Me” is a great song. Stuttering during the chorus? Give this kid a Grammy already.

I mean, he’s winning Teen Choice Awards so why not Grammys , right?

-Rocco