Okay… Of course One Direction won 3 awards last night at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards because no matter what I said previously, TEENS ARE THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! I promise— I didn’t even vote once.

The boys couldn’t be at the award show, so naturally they put together a video that wasn’t very funny, but we all laughed anyway because we have a crush on them.

I like how the one wore plaid like a real construction worker. And I like how I just pretended like I didn’t know his name. It’s Zayn. His name is Zayn.

My one question is why was the love of my life, Harry Styles, sniffing glue?

Teach the poor kids watching the Teen Choice Awards how to get high, smart move.

-Rocco