Would it kill Kristen Stewart to smile for the kids? And that goes for Robert Pattinson too!

It’s because she couldn’t show off her new boobs.

I didn’t even check to see what the Twilight Franchise won, but let’s assume they won everything they were nominated for because let’s not forget that people who can’t vote for in the Presidential elections are voting for this.

Anyway, thank you for smiling Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson— your shirt looks absolutely ridiculous.

-Rocco