GAHHHHHHHH LINDSAY LOHAN!
Posted July 24, 2012on:
I can’t think of a more honest title.
Picture this: me scrolling through the news of the day at 11:45pm (because The Rev is always a day behind and that’s how I like it) and I go past a picture of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor.
Now, I assume this picture is Elizabeth Taylor in her later years (Oprah rest her soul) because Lindsay looks like the crypt keeper and I literally shouted “Gaaaah!” and caused a stir in my home.
And in other ‘Lindsay Lohan actually gets paid to act’ news— she just finished her movie The Canyons which I’m pretty sure is a soft core porn movie, and the director thought she touched upon classic performances like Faye Dunaway, Liz Taylor, Marilyn Monroe and more, so let’s just assume there was a lot of cocaine on set.
Just kidding, but not really. I can’t get sued if I say “just kidding”, right?