Oh Riiiiight, Robert Pattinson Actually Has A Film Career, Unlike Somebody Else He Used To Know
Posted July 26, 2012on:
Don’t even continue reading this if you didn’t starting belting out Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” when you read the end of that headline. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
Anyway, let’s get back to things that matter, unlike Kristen Stewart being a cheating ho bag (seriously who cheats on Rob Pattinson? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS JAW LINE?!?!), Robert Pattinson is an actual actor and he just got a new gig!
R Pattz will star in The Rover which is what I’m about to copy and paste:
“Set in the Australian desert, The Rover is a futuristic western that “tells the story of Eric (Guy Pearce), who has left everything, everyone and every semblance of human kindness behind him, as he’s forced to join an injured gang member, Rey (Pattinson), to hunt down Rey’s gang after they steal the last of Eric’s possessions.”
Okay. That sounds atrocious, but I’m going to see it because I see everything that Robbie boy is in. Plus, if he’s a cowboy I’ll assume he’ll look something like this.
Amiright? *high five*