Oh Riiiiight, Robert Pattinson Actually Has A Film Career, Unlike Somebody Else He Used To Know
Posted on: July 26, 2012
Don’t even continue reading this if you didn’t starting belting out Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” when you read the end of that headline. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
Anyway, let’s get back to things that matter, unlike Kristen Stewart being a cheating ho bag (seriously who cheats on Rob Pattinson? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS JAW LINE?!?!), Robert Pattinson is an actual actor and he just got a new gig!
R Pattz will star in The Rover which is what I’m about to copy and paste:
“Set in the Australian desert, The Rover is a futuristic western that “tells the story of Eric (Guy Pearce), who has left everything, everyone and every semblance of human kindness behind him, as he’s forced to join an injured gang member, Rey (Pattinson), to hunt down Rey’s gang after they steal the last of Eric’s possessions.”
Okay. That sounds atrocious, but I’m going to see it because I see everything that Robbie boy is in. Plus, if he’s a cowboy I’ll assume he’ll look something like this.
Howdy y’all!
Amiright? *high five*
-Rocco
7 Responses to "Oh Riiiiight, Robert Pattinson Actually Has A Film Career, Unlike Somebody Else He Used To Know"
July 26, 2012 at 10:53 AM
OMG, you are on a roll with the Rob info, Rocco.
Hey, I don’t thin k this one is adapted from a book, so less for you to read!
July 26, 2012 at 10:56 AM
i love that it’s good rob info and not that he’s an idiot haha
and THANK GOD it’s not a booK! i can not possibly read another one of his ‘movie adapted from a book’ books. Guess what I haven’tread? COSMOPOLIS! hahaha
July 26, 2012 at 10:20 AM
PLEASE Tell me he will try to have a southern accent!!!!!!!
July 26, 2012 at 10:41 AM
STOP IT! I didn’t even think of this. YES AND YES! i wanna hear his southern drawl … i need to edit my cowboy picture with a caption now
July 26, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I don’t think Australians speak Southern. But….an Australian accent is awfully hot.
July 26, 2012 at 2:50 PM
i can do Australian. i obv quickly read the synopsis and saw western and assumed southern– thought it was just filmed in Australia. but again, i can deal with aussie accent.
July 27, 2012 at 11:30 AM
HAHAHA I didn’t even read Australian dessert! Its ok because yes Australian is hot too! LOL