Wait… Lee D Got Married?! When Did This Happen?
Posted July 26, 2012on:
Kidding. Joke. I knew that. I was just too busy NOT instagraming everything this past weekend. And I watched an entire season of Scrubs because… well, because I freakin’ felt like it and I wasn’t getting married so I can do things like that unlike Lee D now. He has to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond to pick out pillows and shower curtains.
But seriously… this is what my friend Jackie sent me on Facebook yesterday which cracked me up and led me to this post.
And then I made some “I’m not over him when he’s wearing that sharp suit” sex joke along with a “now we’ll just have to have a steamy affair once a year” joke and in the light of this whole Kristen Stewart thing seems inappropriate because I would NEVER cheat on Robert Pattinson.
If you are truly interested and are behind on all the happenings (very much like I am apparently) you can head on over to Red Beanie Blog because everything you need to know about this wedding is there– pictures and videos galore. I mean, he got more press from getting married than winning American Idol (which is reason #76 American Idol needs to end). Good career movie, homie!
Anyway, I just want it to be known that my wedding theme (with Robert Pattinson or One Direction) will be “Instagram”. Don’t steal my idea.
Oh and before everyone yells at me… CONGRATS LEE BEAR! — don’t pull a Kim K.