No naked Matt Bomer for us ladies and gents. Just wait until the DVD.Blu Ray disc of Magic Mike, and that better have some deleted scenes and blooper reels.

That little Entertainment Weekly cover claiming Matt Bomer has been cast as Christen Grey was false and just dreamt up and photoshopped by clearly a gay man sending prayers up to Oprah AND Cher. (Those two ladies are the gods of the gays, I assume).

50 Shades producers Mike De Luca and Dana Brunetti have said ”no one has been cast in any role.” Because they want to tie down “a writer and director first.”

So, that’s settled.

-Rocco