Can she dig the knife any deeper? I mean, not only does she have great hair and got to grow up on the set of 7th Heaven, but she gets to marry Justin Timberlake? STOP IT.

Jessica Reminds us all that our lives are pathetic by wearing a “Justin” nameplate around her neck, like a 7th grader in heat. What a bitch.

Whenever I get sad about this situation I remember that she is the one killing J Timb’s music career and she’s in Total Recall.

You fee better now, right?

-Rocco