Okay. I’m not gonna lie. I’m getting a little tired of all this Kristen Stewart is a cheating ho bag with no remorse (and no smile) business. I mean, I’ve been singing that tune since the first lip bite back in Twilight—- I’m just beating a dead horse here. And that dead horse is Kristen Stewart and the bat being used is my genius. <— that is an analogy that Stephanie Meyer WISHES she could concoct.

Anyway, R Pattz packed his shit and moved. OBVIOUSLY! He literally said in an interview a few months back that he never understood why people cheated, so of course Kristen goes and cheats.

And what makes me want to punch Kristen Stewart in her new boobs even more is she apparently was wearing Rob’s LA Dodgers baseball cap whilst cheating! SHE HAD A REMINDER OF HER BOYFRIEND ON HER GODDAMN HEAD and she was still able to push him in the back of her mind long enough to let a married man sex her in a car– in broad daylight. I mean, she’s a moron.

Anyway, all while Kristen was crying “Rob will come back”, R Pattz got some U-Hauls and moved out of their house that HE owns. I think he should kick her ass out and she can go live with that director and they can role play some more Snow White stuff, but that’s just me.

Let’s not talk about this anymore. Robert Pattinson has a career, and a home in my tiny apartment. I have  futon from Target that is quote comfy and names Sir Seamus III. He can move in anytime he wants.

And the actual whole point of this post is how hot R Pattz looks now that he’s single. I mean, guys are hotter when they are single, wouldn’t you agree Kristen Stewart? Oh wait… she likes married men. Whoops!

But seriously… Robbie boy… stop it.

I’m pretty confident all these posts will make Robert fall in love with me.

*EDIT* THERE’S A DOG INVOLVED?!?!? WHO HAS BEAR, THE DOG?!?! I hope R Pattz has custody of the dog in this situation. Bear doesn’t need to be around Kristen unless he’s shitting in her shoes or something. Bear and Rob are the victims here. PS my apartment allows pets, Rob

-Rocco