The days of that busted up Elephant Man are over!

I feel pretty… oh so pretty

B Coop is in Maine and in a production of Elephant Man and for the first time all us ladies will drop our pants for the Elephant Man.

I mean, even with that screwed up face and deformed looking hand…. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. Look at that hair! Look at those pecs! HOT!

I imagine he’s writing me a love letter.

I gotta go to Maine.

-Rocco