Some Hot Guy Named Ryan Lochte Won A Gold Medal… And He Wore A Speedo
Posted July 30, 2012on:
Looks like Michael Phelps needs to stop smoking pot, because dude came in 4th! <— Pshh! I could do SO MUCH better!
I know I said I don’t care about the Olympics… and I still don’t… but that’s the majority of the news, so I’m going to use the Olympics in the way Ryan Lochte is going to use his gold medal to sleep with some chicks.
He’s kinda hot, right? Glad he won something. Even Michelle Obama is digging him.
Now, of course I spent 20 minutes Googling Ry Ry and he’s a giant man child, so clearly he’s my favorite Olympian already. He plays pranks, says “shit” and “dude” a lot, and all around just does what he wants. I love him.