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He’s a bizarre man, and I love him. He’s clearly this year’s Michael Phelps— a frat-ish guy who happens to swim well, but really just does it to get some ass. I learned that he can give two butterfly strokes about the Olympics due to his hilarious Tweets and Twitter account.

First, his picture is a pixel-ed out screen cap of himself on a TV screen. Classy.

Second, he writes meaningless tweets that sound very deep and poetic. He’s really just butt tweeting I’m sure.

How can you not want this guy to win all the sporting awards in the world?

-Rocco