So, One Direction Has The Scariest Dolls In The World
Posted July 31, 2012on:
I’m all for the boy band doll collection. I even had New Kid On The Block dolls as a child. I remember my sister hit me in the head with the Jordan Knight doll after I cut off their rat tails (it just wasn’t cool, you guys)— so clearly pop star Barbie dolls bring families together.
When I heard One Direction had doll equivalent I thought– I need to purchase these for …. for other people? OKAY! I wanted them because I love One Direction and they will be worth money one day, right? Well, scratch that entire idea because you think the dolls will look like this:
And they just looks like mini Chucky Doll versions of themselves:
SCARY! I don’t know why Niall looks like Ellen DeGeneres, why Zayn has on construction boots that my dad wears, and why Harry Styles looks like an overweight professor from 1982?
Seriously? These are awful and frightening. I’m confident they come alive at night and suffocate little girls in their sleep.
Don’t buy these dolls.
PS Think of this post like a PSA.