Synchronized Diving Is The Sexiest Olympic Event
Posted July 31, 2012on:
Have you been watching the olympics? Well, I haven’t, but I trust my friends on this one. Cut to good friend Alex…she knows sexy and homoerotic sports when she sees them.
Obviously after seeing this tweet I Googled this and up pops sexy British Tom Daley and his tiny little speedo. Once again, the British win. I don’t even hear his accent and he’s already the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen and I haven’t even scanned down to the speedo portion of his body yet.
He lost though. Him and his diving partner (I hope that’s the only thing they’re partners in) came in 4th.
And I just want to make it clear as to why they lost; THEY WEREN’T SYNCHRONIZED!
And this is why we won the battle at Concord, because we know the definition of synchronization and it’s not whatever that is.
Nice try, Tommy… you’re hot though, so don’t put your pants back on.
Again, why I’m not at the Olympics judging these events is BEYOND me.