FINALLY! Michael Phelps Won Something
Posted on: August 1, 2012
- In: Tidbits
- 5 Comments
I’m glad the slightly more attractive version of Shrek stopped slacking off and won some medals.
Michael Phelps and his teammates won the Gold for some race (I literally have not watched one second of Olympic coverage so I have no idea) and that made Phelps the blingiest, most decorated Olympian. EVER!
See what smoking weed all day does to you, kids? Makes you swim like freakin’ superman! Light up!
I’m fancy
Now, when you hear that you think “Oh shit this guy has like 47 medals”. No.. he only has 19. I wish the number was higher to make this more newsworthy.
Ahhh I’m just kidding. It’s newsworthy because Michael Phelps is standing next to Ryan Lochte.
Those muscles must be very aerodynamic in the water.
-Rocco
August 1, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Can I just look at shirtless and wet photos of hot guys all day?? Crap, I can’t. But, thanks for starting the day off right, Rocco!
August 1, 2012 at 10:01 AM
glad i could help… that’s all the olympic coverage i can muster the courage up to cover
August 2, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Just read this article and thought of you! You could have wrote this one! God, I love this man…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/ryan-lochtes-seldom-changing-face-a-tribute
August 2, 2012 at 5:34 PM
bahahhahahah that is hilarious!!! im developing an actual crush on this dummy. and i say that with love.
August 2, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Isn’t it the truth?! I don’t think the guy has 2 brain cells to rub together, but I really don’t care!