FINALLY! Michael Phelps Won Something
Posted August 1, 2012on:
I’m glad the slightly more attractive version of Shrek stopped slacking off and won some medals.
Michael Phelps and his teammates won the Gold for some race (I literally have not watched one second of Olympic coverage so I have no idea) and that made Phelps the blingiest, most decorated Olympian. EVER!
See what smoking weed all day does to you, kids? Makes you swim like freakin’ superman! Light up!
Now, when you hear that you think “Oh shit this guy has like 47 medals”. No.. he only has 19. I wish the number was higher to make this more newsworthy.
Ahhh I’m just kidding. It’s newsworthy because Michael Phelps is standing next to Ryan Lochte.
Those muscles must be very aerodynamic in the water.