Right after seeing the trailer for The Paperboy I immediately decided Zac Efron looks way better in black boxer briefs, as opposed to whitey tighties. <— How the hell do you spell that? I’ve never had to type that out before and thank god, because that means I never broke up with some via text message over their underwear choice.

not good.

Gooooooood.

Anyway, The Paperboy is about Nicole Kidman looking all white trash and trying to save someone from Death Row (John Cusak) and Zac Efron (with a bad southern accent) and Matthew McConaughey (with a real southern accent, but it’s still bad) are paperboys and try to help. I think that’s what I understood from the trailer.

Zac Efron’s highlights were distracting.

I have no idea when this comes out. Let’s assume fall?

-Rocco