I don’t even need to add words to this in order to explain my headline. Just the photo of her sitting shotgun to John Mayer is enough for an STD bug to jump.

This is not a Teenage Dream and I was kinda hoping that Katy Perry was just going to shoot fireworks out of her boobs and set that stupid hat that John Mayer wears on fire, but word is they were “kissing”, “laughing” and “holding hands across the table”.

Katy Perry clearly doesn’t listen to Taylor Swift and has never heard “Dear John”. I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there for STD’s somewhere.

-Rocco