Any chance the Skarsonator can walk around like he’s on the runway, purse his lips, and impregnate a bunch of female models on a movie set, he’s going to be behind.

I am ridiculously good looking

Now, I fully admit I never watched the first Zoolander because I suck as a human being, so I had no idea he was even in that. But apparently he was.

Oh geez he was even faking being Swedish back then.

“I’m pitching it right now. I wouldn’t want to miss that,” Alex told British GQ. “Well, I’m hoping they would do something like the scene with Hamlet’s father, and that Meekus will come back as a ghost — I mean, he’s definitely dead.”

I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about but if I am guaranteed a film with a gay version of Alexander Skarsgard and Wham! playing in the background— sign me the F up!

Oh god… does he get blown up? Well, I guess that’s why he’s talking about a ghost. Whatever. I’ll watch it if Alexander is super gay like that because that green shirt looks great on him and his falsetto speaking voice is hot— I hope his ghost wears/sounds like that.

I want an orange drink now.

-Rocco