Wasn’t Joe Simpson a pastor at one point in his life?

I mean, I can’t blame him— I’d drink heavily too if I used to be a pastor but then my daughters became pop stars/reality tv stars and I had to talk about their boobs all day. (he seriously talks about Jessica Simpson’s boob in interviews.. google it)

The 54-year-old father of Jessica Simpson was busted on Ventura Blvd.

Joe spent the night behind bars and was released the next month, according to TMZ.

Do you think anyone asked him to join their gang in the drunk tank? I hope so.

-Rocco