I unfortunately missed TLC’s premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child, but I can only presume  it went well and Emmy’s are right around the corner based on these pictures and select quotes that I copy and pasted from another blog.

“You have to take pride in how you look. Granted, I ain’t the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like it’s brand new.” - Mama June 

“There’s a lot of people that are bigger than me. They got five hundred chins. I only got about two or three, but I embrace it.” - Mama June

 

“That’s a girl name, Glitzy. We’re going to make it a girl pig, so he’s going to be a little gay. Yes, it is gay, because we’re making it a girl pig and it’s a boy pig.” - Honey Boo Boo Child

Well thanks to Honey Boo Boo Child making that pig gay— he can now never play Christian Grey, right, Brett Easton Ellis?

-Rocco