Please excuse the stalking theme I got going on this AM.

I can write a pop song while in jail, right?

We all know that Taylor Swift is dating Conor Kennedy and while any other person in the vicinity of a Kennedy is fearing for their lives because Kennedy’s are CURSED, Taylor Swift is buying a Barbie dream house across the street Conor’s Grandma, Ethel.

I mean, I’m all about falling head over heels in love and running away to elope, but moving into your boyfriend’s family’s compound after 2 months of dating is a little messy!  I wait until at least 5 months before I move next door.

The Kennedy’s don’t seem to mind:

From the Boston Herald: “She’s a great friend of all of ours,” Conor’s aunt, filmmaker Rory Kennedy, told reporters at the recent Television Critics Association confab. “She’s awesome and we love her.”

They won’t think she’s so “awesome” when Tay Tay is writing songs and rhyming words with Kennedy.

With all that being said— I  still want to be best friends with Taylor Swift because I need to be apart of Instagrams like this.

My friends just suck!

-Rocco