TAYLOR SWIFT, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND BE MY BEST FRIEND!

I used to just threaten my best friend Devin with talk of trading her for Taylor Swift— but really now all my friends are up for the trade. No offense guys.

I of course spent 30 mins of my life watching Tay Tay on her YouTube/Google + chat thingy where she revealed some awesome shit.

1) New album Red out October 22nd. It will have 16 tracks, NOT including bonus or hidden tracks.

2) Among other co-writes (changing it up from her self written/produced last album, Speak Now), Taylor has a song on the album with Ed Sheeran. They wrote it on a trampoline…. and I’m in love already.

3) New single is “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” which is stupid long, but I of course know all the words already because I just want to live in, around, and with all and every Taylor Swift song ever.
It’s a co-write with Max Martin so expect a catchy hook and addictive melody.

Word on the street is the obnoxiously long titled song is about her hot and cold relationship with the lead singer from Parachute— but we’ll have to wait and read the hidden message in the liner notes.

And don’t worry I hate the talking parts as well, but you know— I mouth along because that’s just the type of person I am.

Let’s all break up with our boyfriends/girlfriends/ manicurest because this song needs to sung loud and proud.

-Rocco