Just To Be Clear… I Wasn’t Camped Out To Stalk R Pattz And Shout “Kristen Is A Whore!”
Posted on: August 14, 2012
I mean, I know I brag about my ability to stalk a male celebrity and cause him to fall hopelessly in love with me with one look (as my good friend MaryEllen says with a straight face; “creeper love is deeper love”), but I swear on Robert Pattinson and I’s first child that I was not sitting outside of the Museum of Modern Art with those other Twilight freaks.
Cool it ladies!
When you see a bunch of girls with glitter paint on their face lined up it’s for two reasons only 1) Justin Bieber’s new nail polish line is available in Walgreens or 2) Robert Pattinson is premiering a movie and he might, JUST MIGHT, loose his cool on the red carpet and call Kristen Stewart a smelly whore.
Girls have been lined up since this weekend at MOMA and MOMA employees are pissed off because they can’t get any work done with the sound of tween giggles outside their windows (stalking tip #1: NO GIGGLING!).
I can’t wait to see pictures from this premiere and know that my face of desperation won’t be visible in those photos— only those of the other Twilight freaks.
-Rocco
August 15, 2012 at 1:27 AM
You may or may have made my night with this ——> “Robert Pattinson is premiering a movie and he might, JUST MIGHT, lose his cool on the red carpet and call Kristen Stewart a smelly whore.”
You have 2 days until Cosmopolis opens. Have you read any of the book yet?
August 15, 2012 at 8:05 AM
hahahah unfortunately i dont think he said that out loud. BUT he definitely said it in his head.
and ive never read a book less!! AGHHHH don’t hate me!!!