Kristen Stewart Who? Robert Pattinson Looks FIIIOOOOONE! At The ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Posted August 14, 2012on:
Shit. I should have stalked MOMA out. I suck at life. If I knew he was gonna look like that, my ass would’ve been there.
Robert Pattinson made his first public appearance since he realized he’s a better human being than she who I’m going to stop talking about until she does something dumb next week (smell ya lata!), and he looked brilliant.
Blue is certainly his color. I’m sure him naked is his color as well, but the blue suit seemed fitting.
I’m pretty confident that if I went to this premiere and Rob and I locked eyes— we’d end up in my bedroom and singing Taylor Swift’s new song at the top of our lungs. Probably.
Cosmopolis comes out August 17.
PS: Rob also stopped by The Daily Show and Jon Stewart of course handled the awkwardness with ease and Robert Pattinson was charming as all hell. They shared some ice cream.