Again… not sorry for all these R Pattz posts!

Way too many clothes if you ask me. Wasn’t it hot in the Middle East or wherever this takes place? TAKE IT OFF!

Robert Pattinson has been cast as T.E. Lawrence or Lawrence of Arabia in Queen of the Desert. I have no idea what any of that is (I thought this was like Aladdin themed?), so shall I copy and paste the plot? YES!

Pattinson will reportedly play T.E. Lawrence, a British Army officer and writer better known as Lawrence of Arabia. Lawrence and Bell were friends who together established the Hashemite dynasties in Jordan and Iraq.  

What? Maybe my imaging above is a little off, but whatever. I still hope to see him waving a jeweled machete around!

I mean, I’m gonna pay to see this movie even if it’s not Aladdin themed because I’m hoping the windy weather of Jordan (is that true?) blows the dress he’ll be forced to wear right off!

-Rocco