Did everyone already make that joke? Probably. But I’m not ashamed. I do crazy things in the name of love.

Robert Pattinson is wandering the streets of NYC, probably looking for me, but while he’s searching he’s making the stock exchange sexy again.

Is that you, Rocco?

Here are some more photos of Robert Pattinson gaining some points for NASDAQ and premiering his movie.

I should kick her to the curb, right little man?

He should really get cheated on more often because he makes broken hearted look oh so good. Has his jawline become more defined?

I always get asked what my “type” is. I think my new answer is a man who just had his heartbroken. He’s like a sexy little bird who needs repairing.

-Rocco