I was  going to start this post off with an apology for all these Rob Pattinson articles (don’t worry.. I laughed at calling these “articles” as well), but I’ve never been less sorry.

Robert Pattinson is a stud muffin whether he’s wearing a $3000 3 piece suit or a $3 Hanes t-shirt. All looks the same in a pile at the end of my bed. BOOM! (I have OCD— I make boys fold their clothes— don’t worry about it)

I’m pretty sure he looks melancholy because we haven’t found each other yet.

-Rocco