Jennifer Lawrence Hates Kristen Stewart… Oh And So Does Lisa Ling?
Posted August 17, 2012on:
I’ll get into Lisa Ling in a second, because that’s the more random/funny story.
Let’s start with my girl crush, Katniss— I mean, Jennifer Lawrence.
Ignore the Rush Limbaugh looking man giving the finger— I don’t know what’s going on there— and let’s focus on the rumors swirling that Jennifer Lawrence thinks Kristen Stewart is gross and would never pull a trampire movie like Kristen did with a married director.
“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided. Recently, although she didn’t say Kristen’s name directly, she couldn’t resist having a subtle dig at her rival. She told a group of friends that she would never two-time Nicholas. Jennifer then went on to say that she has received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man. She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert.”
By the way Nicholas, the boyfriend of Jennifer Lawrence, is the little kid from About A Boy… so let that sink in.
Let’s hope Jennifer Lawrence never actually cheats (or cheats in a hotel room like most people) because she will be hated for cheated on the kid who was in About A Boy. It was a great movie.
Now, on to serious reporter Lisa Ling throwing her 2 cents into this mess.
Lisa Ling tweeted “Kristen Stewart, you f’d up my friend.” with a link to the Robert Pattinson interview on The Daily Show. I like that Lisa Ling gets her news from Comedy Central like I do.
I guess, that’s all I really have to report on that. Nothing much else happened except crazy Twilight fans attacking poor Lisa Ling and Lisa Ling enthusiasts defending her all over Twitter.
Why is Lisa Ling getting involved with that? Shouldn’t she be talking about Palestine and not Kristen Stewart being a dumbass— that’s my job.
LISA LING IS TRYING TO STEAL MY JOB!!!