STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

Word on the street is Reese Witherspoon doesn’t need R Pattz as her midwife so she called Leo to come in and heal some broken hearts. (One from Kristen Stewart and the other from not being Reese’s midwife)

“Leo has been one of Rob’s role models for years, and Rob was totally taken by surprise when Leo called him. He invited Rob along on a getaway he’s planning when he’s in Puerto Rico for the wrap party on the movie he’s producing, Runner, Runner. Leo wants to book a mansion at a secret location on the coast so he and his pals can party in private.

STOP IT! Them hanging out at some secret mansion drinking Corona’s?!?!? How can I not be there? Doesn’t this secret mansion need a maid?

He’s kept an eye on Rob’s career ever since people started calling him the next Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo figured it would be great for him to hang out with a bunch of laid-back guys. Leo joked they could compare baseball cap collections – and told Rob before he knew it, he’d be dating a model, just like him!”

Okay… whoa!! Leo needs to cool it with the finding Rob a model because I only just started going to the gym and I really just go so I can watch TV, so me being at model status by the time Rob is ready to date is not going to happen.

Anyway, these two need to bro it out on camera ASAP— my eyes need to see this.

-Rocco