I love the VMA’s. So much. It’s one of my favorite evenings of the year and I’m including my birthday and Jesus’ birthday in that contest as well.

And it’s going to be even more special for me this year because One Direction will be performing.

Have you seen the TV spot for the 2012 VMA’s featuring One Direction? No, you probably haven’t because you aren’t all losing your minds over it. It’s so magical. I think fairies directed it.

Did your heart just skip a beat? Were you overwhelmed? Did they light up your world like nobody’s  else?

I mean, there’s a hamburger by the little Irish one’s head……

A purple gay demon by this one’s head ahhh  his name is Louis— I KNOW HIS NAME!….

Unicorns just love Liam (fan magazine calls him Yum Yum Liam— so I do that too)…..

Even the smiley face wants to lick Zayn’s face….

And don’t even get me started on Harry; the smile kills me….

Like seriously whoever decided to use the crappy CGI glitter effect needs to win awards because it really just brings out the “totally of age sexy, so don’t judge me” in their eyes.

The VMA’s are September 6th @8PM.

Oh and  by the way—-this poster is hanging in Times Square. Totally appropriate.

-Rocco