I’ve been waiting for this for 3 days. 3 DAYS!!!

The One Direction boys have been teasing us all for days….

Even Harry Styles is texting…. I mean, tweeting me (I pretend he texts me sometimes— but we don’t need to discuss that now) telling me to get excited.

This is like some sick form of foreplay.

At first, everyone (and by everyone I mean, me and the other teens that got up early during their last week of summer vacation) thought it was that the boys are filming their new music video.

But it wasn’t, as exciting as that is — I mean, I do need something new to fall asleep to.

And then we all thought the big news was the Zayn Malik is back on twitter after he had a meltdown because people were being mean to him. (Side note: be nice guys, he’s hot and I’m confident he’s a good guy. Plus, his hair is amazing)

But it’s not that either! STOP TAUNTING ME!!!

Is it a new single? Are we going to hear the new single? More info about their VMA performance? Another tour that I’ll buy tickets to 4 years in advance?

Anyway, it’s a new single “Live While We’re Young”. Pre-order it tonight at midnight on iTunes, and album out in November.

We can’t even hear the shit tonight— LAME SAUCE!

Harry— that teal really brings out the legal sexiness in your eyes.

-Rocco

PS Yes I may have had this post pre-written waiting for the news. Please do not judge me.