Shit… why didn’t I ever think to crash a Kennedy wedding??

So, Conor… we run a joint maple syrup conglomerate okay?

This is why Taylor Swift is way more successful in life—- she uses instagram and crashes high society weddings.

Basically, a Kennedy got married an about an hour before the ceremony Conor Kennedy (Tay Tay’s boo) texted and asked if he could come to the gala with his pop star girlfriend. Conor was originally invited, but never RSVP’d so of course he was told “hell to the no”.

(By the way, I’m not even bothering to put proper nouns in this story because I’m super confused who is who but someone related to Kathy Lee Gifford is involved)

Tay Tay was of course all dressed in her polka dotted dress and waiting in the car, so they showed up anyway.

Long story short— the bride’s Mamma got all crazy and kicked Taylor and Conor out.

“I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.”

This woman is a bitch. Who kicks Taylor Swift out of a wedding? Taylor should be at all and every wedding singing “Love Story” over and over again.

I hope Taylor got some good instagram shots of this woman telling her to leave, and I really really hope this turns into a song, or  a duet with Kathy Lee Gifford.

-Rocco