Let’s just get this out of the way— Phillip Phillips has gotten sexier since his kidneys healed.

I mean, even when he looks like an old man with no teeth I want to kiss him on the mouth. My only complaint is the denim button down needs to be  unbuttoned a little bit more.

Philly boy hates this song, like so much. It cracks me up. Either that or he’s just too cool for school and is like “yeah so I went double platinum— big deal— I just had a killer corn dog”. Either or.

That host man knows what is up and says what everyone is thinking — PP has the best Idol song EVER and he’s the sexiest one. The host man was obviously implying the latter and these two smitten kittens were  clarifying.

And quick personal anecdote involving Philip Squared— because of my day job I’ve met and briefly worked with one of the producers of Big Morning Buzz on VH1 so of course I emailed him to ask how P2 was in person. This is what he said after I sent him and a colleague of mine a HILARIOUS email expressing my love for P2, and I quote:

“Yeah, I met the dude. He’s was cool I guess. Nice enough I reckon….”

What the hell kind of response is that to a girl with a crush? Men just don’t get PP.

Kind of like the pop up intern who is 47 years old.

-Rocco