Robert Pattinson Needs To Get Cheated On More Often— He Looks Great
Posted August 24, 2012on:
R Pattz took off the Frat Guy Couture wardrobe and put on the “I’m a broken-hearted man please hold me and then take off my expensive suit and make sweet sweet love to me”.
I mean, that’s the vibe I was getting at his Jimmy Kimmel interview.
He was obviously hinting at his homelessness because he wants to come sleep with me in my twin size bed. Anytime, R Pattz—- but if we have to put on the air condition because we are sweating to death in my 2×2 bedroom then you have to pay the Con Ed bill. But hey… since he’s selling his car he can afford the electric bill.
(I believe there are 2 other parts to that interview, but I heard what I needed to hear right there— R Pattz wants to come live with me)