What the hell is going on in Disney World?

Isn’t it a place for children? Why are adult couples hitting up Disney World like it’s Amsterdam with free weed? I mean, I love Goofy as much as the next person that wouldn’t pay to take a picture with him, but there is no way in hell I’d be down with my boyfriend saying “hey I got a great trip planned!— We’re going to Disney”.

That’s when we would break up and I’d make fun of him on The Revolution and ask Taylor Swift to write a song about it.

With that being said… now I know why Andrew Garfield and I haven’t worked out; it’s because he likes to bring his ladies to D World and I would call him a D Bag. That’s the ONLY reason why we haven’t dated. Obviously.

I’m just kidding I wouldn’t call him a D Bag…. but we would probably fight about it and I’d reluctantly go and then we’d break up because I wouldn’t take a picture with Mickey Mouse while wearing those dumb ears.

That guy in the front looks like he’s having fun though.

-Rocco