Apparently, He Doesn’t Really Love Me Because He Never Brought Me To Disney World— ANDREW GARFIELD!
Posted August 27, 2012on:
What the hell is going on in Disney World?
Isn’t it a place for children? Why are adult couples hitting up Disney World like it’s Amsterdam with free weed? I mean, I love Goofy as much as the next person that wouldn’t pay to take a picture with him, but there is no way in hell I’d be down with my boyfriend saying “hey I got a great trip planned!— We’re going to Disney”.
That’s when we would break up and I’d make fun of him on The Revolution and ask Taylor Swift to write a song about it.
With that being said… now I know why Andrew Garfield and I haven’t worked out; it’s because he likes to bring his ladies to D World and I would call him a D Bag. That’s the ONLY reason why we haven’t dated. Obviously.
I’m just kidding I wouldn’t call him a D Bag…. but we would probably fight about it and I’d reluctantly go and then we’d break up because I wouldn’t take a picture with Mickey Mouse while wearing those dumb ears.
That guy in the front looks like he’s having fun though.