John Mayer Got A “Break Up Haircut”– Doesn’t Look Like Johnny Depp Anymore
Posted August 27, 2012on:
Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up, so naturally Katy Perry is trying to bang Robert Pattinson and John Mayer cut his hair short.
This is a good thing because he doesn’t look like Johnny Depp anymore (GO RUN FREE, JOHNNY!! BE YOU!) and he looks a little less douche-y.
Right? He looks a little better? I mean, I still wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole but that has more to do with the fact that he’s an STD factory than his hair now. Also, that necklace is a little ridiculous. I can’t be seen with a man wearing that— I have street cred I need to keep.