Neil Armstrong Died And Snooki Gave Birth— That’s A F**ked Up Circle Of Life
Posted August 27, 2012on:
First off, RIP Neil Armstrong. I love that he walked on the moon and then years later I can sit and decide if that really happened because the history channel loves hour-long conspiracy documentaries. So, sad times.
Also, Snooki gave birth this weekend so let’s all hope Neil’s soul was not reincarnated into this little baby guido, Lorenzo.
They already nicknamed the kid “Enzo”. He’s not even 3 days old and he has a Jersey Shore nickname. That’s cool.
I’m just in shock that Snooki is somebody’s mother… she has sole responsibility for another human being. It makes me feel like I could give birth to a set of sextuplets tomorrow and I’d still do a better job. Let’s just hope she doesn’t bring the little guy to Karma next weekend.