*Editor’s note: Make sure to check out today’s post on “Live While We’re Young” Spoiler alert… I’m even more obsessed. Check out the goods HERE.

Really rude guys. I mean, I went to Times Square to see your VMA billboard and I hate Times Square— seriously, I’d rather get punched in the face repeatedly by the French tourists in Time Square then go there voluntarily.

Anyway, One Direction is filming their new music video for “Live While We’re Young” and apparently one of the things you should do to when you’re living while you’re young is enter a wet t-shirt contest.

And let’s be clear, they are all over 18 so I’m down with these shenanigans.

Obviously, since I’m going to judge this contest that I made up in my head— Harry Styles wins. He’s the only one who knows the rules of wearing a white t-shirt whilst in the contest. I mean, the little Irish one Niall just took his clothes off— not the rules buddy.

Is this what Spring Break 2004 was like? I should have went.

“Live While We’re Young” needs to be re-named because it doesn’t roll off my tongue (or fingers when I’m typing it) and it comes out October 1st. Oh and by the way, it’s the fastest selling pre-order ever. It’s #1 in 40 countries. They are unstoppable.

-Rocco