Do you think the Queen of England is just jealous that no one wants to see nude photos of her? Probably.

She’s making Prince Harry apologize for getting naked and being stupid enough for letting people (and by people I mean the whores in Las Vegas) take photos.

“Harry regrets the embarrassment he has caused the royal family around the world and plans on apologizing for his antics. He got a stern-telling off from his father, Prince Charles, as well as the Queen, who reminded him of his responsibilities as a member of the royal family. Even on vacation, the Prince has to realize that he is an ambassador for the country and should behave appropriately. Harry just wanted to let off a bit of steam with his pals before heading to Afghanistan where he will renew his army commitments – but he made a lapse of judgment after a boozy day of partying. He’s been told to say sorry – not for the first time in his life – to nip this story in the bud.”

I think she should be more upset that his security team were dumb enough  not to confiscate cell phones and cameras. Or that Harry covered up his junk. I mean, if you’re going to take your clothes off just let it all hang out bro. I think it would help a lot with that little problem we call ‘world peace’.

I’d really like to know if she’s more upset about these naked photos or Prince Harry dressing up in a Nazi costume for Halloween  few years ago. Which pisses her off more?

relax Grandma!

Anyway, it doesn’t really matter that the Queen of England has a stick up her ass about this because Simon Cowell is cool with it and we all know that he is the voice of reason in England.

-Rocco