Ahhh One Direction… you make my heart pitter patter.

The interweb lied to me yesterday and said that this was the album artwork for One Direction’s sophomore album Take Me Home…..

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

I complimented the boys for not plastering their pretty faces in the middle of the print in order to sell more albums (because I hear 12 year old girls sometimes do that).

In reality, this is the album cover—- 

The most perfect thing I’ve ever seen. They are so f**cking adorable– it makes me sick.

True, their image is the entire album cover, but they aren’t just staring their seducing girls 5 years their senior. I mean, they shoved the little Irish one into a phone booth, Zayn looks like a Charlie Chaplin that I want to sleep with in that hat, Louis and Yum Yum Liam are playing Titanic “I’ll Never Let Go” on top of the phone booth and Harry is just standing there in that bow tie making me fall in love with him and his new-found bone structure that I’ve never noticed before.

Take Me Home is rumored to be out November 6th (election day) or November 13. I really hope it’s election day because there is something poetic about going to vote for Obama while listening to One Direction.

I think you can pre-order the album on September 3rd.

-Rocco