2012 MTV VMAs Invited Rihanna To “Sing” And Show Off Her New Haircut
Posted September 7, 2012on:
She looked like the Jamaican version of Peter Pan. Is she even Jamaican? I don’t really know where Barbados is on a map, so lets assume its near Jamaica for comedic purposes.
Anyway, look at her hair.
Rihanna brought home a Moonman for Video of the Year for “We Found Love” and I’ll give her that— it’s a good song.
But before she could win, she flirted with Katy Perry all night (they should just become lesbians and date) and “sang” the opening number.
Did anyone realize that she literally just walked/hopped around on stage, shook her vagina around, and jumped into the crowd so it would seem like it was “too difficult” to sing properly in a mosh pit.
Um Ri… you aren’t fooling anyone—- you just can’t sing for shit.
And since no one cared enough to illegally put her performance on YouTube, click HERE to watch Rihanna open the 2012 VMAs with some song I don’t know and “We Found Love”.
And as if I needed another reason to dislike her— she of course kissed Chris Brown as she was going up to accept her award.
DOES ANYONE CARE THAT HE BEAT HER A FEW YEARS AGO?!?! Like he punched her face a bunch of times— I think he bit her too. But ya know… no big deal… whatevs.
PS Chris Brown’s hair looks like shit.