I know I make fun of people a lot, but I never call people fat. That’s just mean and if you call people fat in your life you will end up fat and die alone or your children will be chunky monkeys. I believe in karma.

Anyway, Jessica Simpson gained a lot of weight because she was growing another human inside of her, popped out that baby a few months ago and everyone wanted her to be a size 2 by the time she walked out of the hospital. Obviously that didn’t happen, so people have been watching Jessica Simpson  like a hawk.

Jessica stepped out in NYC to hit up Katie Couric’s talk show (since when does she have a talk show? Is Matt Lauer pissed about this?)  and revealed her new post baby body and ya know what? She looks good. She looks like a woman who gave birth to a baby a few months ago and is dealing with the massive changes her body is going through. (I really should be a doctor).

Wearing black also helps.

Side story: I “count points” for Weight Watchers every day of my life, but then stop that by like 11 because I want to eat 7 mini Babybel cheeses. Also, I’m really shitty at Math.

-Rocco