I’m just going to come out and say it: Kim Kardashian compared her 72 day marriage and “struggle” with it to cancer. CANCER!!

We all know that  Kim K was married to the guy who looked like Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and Shrek had a freaky threesome and popped out a baby for only 72 days and then she had to pretend to care that it ended simultaneously while banging Kanye West all while filming her reality show. Tough times.

Kind of like having cancer, right?

“We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Dear Kim,

YOU PRETENDING TO GET MARRIED FOR YOUR REALITY SHOW IS NOT LIKE BATTLING CANCER, YOU DUMB MORON!!!

With all the hate in the world,

Rocco