You obviously can tell that I didn’t watch the show last night and am just talking about the contestants that are posted up on other blogs. That’s what we do here at The Revolution— steal videos posted on other blogs and pretend like we actually watched the show.

Anyway, Carly Rae can put the Jepsen back on her name and go back to being a barista in Canada because Carly Rose Sonenclar is here and the sound of her nae is Gossip Girl chic.

Say her name in a British accent because it’s even funnier. Right? You all did it? That’s hilarious.

I’m voting for her because she’s freaking adorable and she’s from New York—- it’s like looking in a time warped mirror and seeing myself.

And even better than that— she’s super good and my BFF Demi Lovato stood up and clapped for her— AND SO DID SIMON!

OMG! I want to be Carly Rose— can I have a role model that’s 12 years younger than me?

-Rocco