I don’t possibly know how I could forget after seeing that image of her giant belly. It has scarred me for life.

Vanessa Milano Minnillo popped out a baby, Camden John Lachey, and they clearly stole the baby’s name from Kristin Cavallari becausse her baby’s name is also Camden.

“We are incredibly proud to announce the birth of our beautiful baby boy, Camden John Lachey. Born today at 6:54 p.m., he came into this world at 8 lbs., 9 oz. and 21 inches. Love has truly been redefined for both of us.”

The fact that I know Kristin Cavallari named her kid Camden makes me want to give birth to a baby, name him Camden and then feel shitty and guilty about it every time I look in my son’s face.

And I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m praying for the first time in years that Jessica Simpson’s daughter and Nick Lachey’s son get married.

I can see the US Weekly cover now!

-Rocco