Jason Brock looks like Adam Lambert if Adam Lambert drank milkshakes all day and pizza all night while tech supporting.

Some chick said he reminded her of Elton John— but Elton John had better clothes and hair. That’s totally Adam Lambert hair.

Right off the bat he admitted to dating a gay Japanese man and made Britney say “Konichiwa”.  And as he’s describing his stage show— once again I’m reminded of Adam Lambert because that’s exactly Adam Lambert’s performance he described.

I was hoping he was going to be awful— but he was good. Unfortunate for me.

-Rocco