Harry Styles saying “Ya gonna get out of bed then or what?” at a normal speed (which is astounding because dude usually talks so soft and low it really sounds like a lullaby and can make you fall into a deep slumber) can now be heard throughout the world on every cell phone alarm going off at 6AM.

And I know you are all thinking that I set that as my alarm too— which I didn’t. I stopped it at the sound of the symbol crashing.

I’m not crazy, I just have a better imagination than 13 year olds.

-Rocco