Ummm Lindsay  Lohan?? You were in jail for about 2 minutes. I wouldn’t really consider that “locked up”.

In fact, I think it took me longer to think of jail jargon for “incarcerated” then the time you were actually behind bars, so shut up.

Should I be jailed for this outfit?

So, Amanda Byne’s car has been impounded (and hopefully they impounded her crack pipe and head scarf), and of course Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to say Amanda Bynes should be in jail— because ya know? She was harshly punished for being a drug addict, stealing jewelry and hitting human babies with her car and all:

I mean, isn’t it obvious Lindsay? It’s because YOU were a Disney star. Nickelodeon just has better lawyers for the child stars that were on their network 10 years ago.

How can we all not laugh at the hypocrisy that pours out of Lindsay Lohan’s mouth on a daily basis? SHE HIT A STROLLER WITH HER CAR AND NEVER WENT TO JAIL!

I’d ride with Amanda Bynes any day over Lindsay, because at lease Amanda Bynes was in She’s The Man. That was a good movie.

-Rocco